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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Volga tributary / FRI 1-6-12 / 2010 Ke$ha chart-topper with creatively spelled five-word title / 2005 horror sequel / 1990s series originally set in year 2193

Constructor: David Steinberg

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium

THEME: none
 Word of the Day: OKA (61D: Volga tributary) —
Oka (Russian: Ока́, IPA: [ɐˈka]) is a river in central Russia, the largest right tributary of the Volga. It flows through the regions of Oryol, Tula, Kaluga, Moscow, Ryazan, Vladimir, and Nizhny Novgorod and is navigable over a large part of its total length, as far upstream as to the town of Kaluga. Its length exceeds 1,500 kilometres (930 mi). The Russian capital Moscow sits on one of the Oka's tributaries—the Moskva River. (wikipedia)
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There is much that I love about this puzzle: it has a contemporary feel but is well balanced with answers from many different realms of knowledge and many different eras; it's full of unexpected, interesting answers; it has lots of Xs; etc. But there are two things that were disappointing. First, the difficulty level was wildly uneven—it was supremely easy for long stretches, and then there'd be some obscurity like "TIME TRAX" (?) or some oddity like WIGWAG (?) and things would grind to a strange, temporary halt. Puzzle seemed to over-rely on pop culture titles to provide difficulty ("FOXY LADY," "TIME TRAX," "WE R WHO WE R"). Never a great puzzle feature. The bigger problem, however, was that there are two completely terrible crosses in this puzzle—one I got, one I didn't. 

In both cases, the crosses are both proper nouns of dubious fame, that cross at a not-completely-inferrable letter. This is the definition of a "Natick" (for a definition of the "Natick Principle," go here and scroll down to the glossary). And this puzzle has two. Firstly: yes, MARIO KART is a major video game franchise, but most adults (not all—MOST) are going to be familiar with MARIO but have No Clue about the strange, un-video-game-sounding KART (and its spelling). And only hard-core crossworders know what the hell the OKA is. The only reason I got this one was that I knew OCA was a South American tuber, so the spelling was probably something else. Now that I look at this corner, I know it's going to be a total disaster for many, esp. many older solvers. Ke$ha song with a title from outer space crossing "SAW II" and L.A. GEAR. That's a whole lot of commercial names in one little place. And WIGWAG is down there too, so, yikes (I had WIGWAG as WAFFLE and then WIGGLE...). 


The other Natick (the one that got me) was SONO / ULANOVA. Again, two proper nouns of dubious fame, but this time, both from the Same General Sphere of Knowledge (the sphere of classical music, broadly defined). That's a huge no-no. It's fine to have all manner of answers in your puzzle, including all manner of oddities and obscurities, but you do not cross unfamous proper nouns at an uninferrable letter and you Especially do not do so when both answers are from the same cultural world. It doesn't give the solver a chance. Every solver is ignorant of something, and the beauty of Crosswords is that he/she can save herself from having that ignorance completely derailing the solving experience. This is all to say that I had SOLO / ULALOVA. Obviously ULANOVA sounds more correct now that I see it, but it's not like "L" is an absurd guess, and SOLO seems sooooo much more plausible than SONO (20A: "Dove ___" (Mozart aria)). I mean, it's a *&^%ing aria, and SOLO is a *&^%ing Italian word. Dear lord, if you're going to have a terrible answer like SONO, and your cross is from *&^%ing ballet, at least clue it as a prefix or something. Ugh. This is what happens when you don't take care to avoid this kind of crap—it's what people remember. Actually, a whole lot of people are going to have errors and Never Know. If I'd done it on paper, I would've been blissfully unaware that SOLO / ULALOVA was wrong.


Please note: I gave you two examples of Naticks today. One got me. One didn't. The point isn't what I, personally, do and don't know. I knew the Ke$ha song and the video game and the tributary, but I can still see that it's going to (unfairly) screw other people up. Objectively, the crosses I have discussed are bad. Cluing on SONO- could've saved the one cross. I might have indicated that MARIO KART had a misspelled word—it would've gone nicely with the "WE R WHO WE R" clue, which did the same.

Bullets:
  • 17A: 1958 Buddy Holly hit ("MAYBE BABY") — nice answer, and one that was a joy to uncover, mainly because it had me combing through and humming the Buddy Holly catalog.


  • 18A: "Guaranteed relief every time" sloganeer (EX-LAX) — not my favorite way to get two Xs, but daring nonetheless.
  • 29A: Letters signifying quality brandy (VSOP) — I know this only from crosswords. See also OKA and ARIE
  • 51A: Rappers' covers (DO-RAGS)Some rappers' covers, sure. Many non-rappers' covers too.
  • 42A: The so-called Island of the Gods (BALI) — weird: whenever the Judeo-Christian God or anything biblical is in the puzzle, you never see any of this "so-called" nonsense. You could just put the phrase "Island of the Gods" in quotation marks. "So-called" sounds snarky.
  • 3D: Chickens for dinner (FRYERS) — I wanted POLLOS ... because ... of arroz con pollo? I don't know.
  • 9D: Eponym of a frozen food (EDY) — don't normally think of ice cream as a "frozen food" (I think more of frozen vegetables or Stouffer's dinners and the like). But, of course, ice cream is indeed a frozen food. And this eponym was very easy to come up with.
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Rudy with megaphone / THU 12-29-11 / g2g follower / Muckracker Tarbell / Spanish muralist / Old bus maker / Zoological wings

Constructor: David Steinberg

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium

THEME: PIZZAZZ17A: Start of a brainteaser whose answer appears in order, from top to bottom, in this puzzle's circled squares (NAME THE ONE / SEVEN-LETTER WORD / IN ENGLISH THAT / CANNOT BE PUT DOWN / IN SCRABBLE)

Word of the Day: Rudy VALLÉE (2D: Rudy with a megaphone) —
Rudy Vallée (July 28, 1901 – July 3, 1986) was an American singer, actor, bandleader, and entertainer. [...] Vallée became the most prominent and, arguably, the first of a new style of popular singer, the crooner. Previously, popular singers needed strong projecting voices to fill theaters in the days before the electric microphone. Crooners had soft voices that were well suited to the intimacy of the new medium of the radio. Vallée's trombone-like vocal phrasing on "Deep Night" would inspire later crooners such as Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, and Perry Como to model their voices on jazz instruments. // Vallée also became what was perhaps the first complete example of the 20th century mass media pop star. Flappers mobbed him wherever he went. His live appearances were usually sold out, and even if his singing could hardly be heard in those venues not yet equipped with the new electronic microphones, his screaming female fans went home happy if they had caught sight of his lips through the opening of the trademark megaphone he sang through. A brief caricature of him in the Fleischer Brothers' color Betty Boop theatrical short cartoon from 1934 Poor Cinderella depicts him singing through a megaphone. (wikipedia)
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Before I even saw this puzzle I got an email about the puzzle from a fellow solver that consisted entirely of anguished exclamations. This is probably the only reason I wasn't unduly pained by the puzzle. I was pained. Just not unduly. Never did like the instructions-as-answers gimmick, and this is 63 squares worth of instructions. PIZZAZZ letters go in order from top to bottom, but they're a bit of a mess. And then there's the fill—I should be happy at the preponderance of crosswordese, because I destroyed this grid. ODAS, bam! SERT, bam! (60D: Spanish muralist) SDS, bam! Take that, SE corner. ALAE?! (4D: Zoological wings) Pfft, child's play. HOER!? I barely knoer! And yet instead of feeling happy at my success, I have that sickly feeling I imagine one has when one shoots a deer in one of those deer parks where they're essentially tame and you know you're gonna get one. No joy. I HEART is very inventive stuff (6D: Start of many a bumper sticker), but I don't have much to say about the rest of it. That NW corner, man ... nah, I'll just stop here. You get the idea.


Bullets:
  • 1A: Wagner heroine (EVA) — needed every cross and just guessed at the "V" (at that point, I may have been thinking that Rudy VALLÉE was Frankie Valli, or else a Notre Dame cheerleader (I never saw the movie "Rudy," so I don't really know the details)
  • 19A: City in the San Gabriel Valley (EL MONTE) — I lived in said Valley for four years. Have no recollection of a place called EL MONTE, even though it *is* the 51st largest city in California.
  • 22A: John XI's successor (LEO VII) — a random LEO! Who doesn't like those!?
  • 39A: 10th- to 12th-century Chinese dynasty (LIAO) — Yiao! Did not know.
  • 50A: 1944 Sartre play ("NO EXIT") — one of the first works I ever read entirely in French. Most memorable quote: "L'enfer, c'est les autres."
  • 48A: Muckraker Tarbell (IDA) — another crosswordese Hero. Sometimes I get "muckraker" and "Moonraker" confused in my head. Sometimes. A little.


  • 46D: Person with a conical hat, maybe (WIZARD) — took me several stabs, despite the fact that I'm currently in the middle of reading "The Hobbit" 
  • 56D: "g2g" follower (BYE) — apparently I do not text nearly enough, or with the right people. Had to ask what "g2g" meant after I was done. "Got to go" (or "gotta go").  BYE? Not C YA or something equally pithy? And why waste the keystroke on the "E." BY or BB (for bye-bye) would work just as well, I'd think.
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Illustrator Edward / MON 11-7-11 / Retired hockey great Eric / Any of seven dwarfs by profession

Constructor: David Steinberg

Relative difficulty: Medium

THEME: P.Blank. Something — theme answers begin with two initials, the first one "P"

Word of the Day: Eric LINDROS (39D: Retired hockey great Eric) —
Eric Bryan Lindros (pronounced /ˈlɪndrɒs/; born February 28, 1973) is a retired Canadian professional ice hockey player. Lindros played junior hockey in the OHL for the Oshawa Generals prior to being selected first overall in the 1991 NHL Entry Draft by the Quebec Nordiques. Lindros refused to play for the Nordiques and was eventually traded to the Philadelphia Flyers in June 1992 for a package of players and draft picks including Peter Forsberg. [...] Lindros started his NHL career with the Flyers during the 1992–93 season. Lindros was an exemplary power forward, and averaged more than a point per game. His hard-nosed style caused him to miss significant time with injuries, and he had many problems with concussions. Lindros captured the Hart Memorial Trophy and Lester B. Pearson Award after the lockout-shortened 1994–95 season. In August 2001, Lindros joined the New York Rangers via trade. He signed with the Toronto Maple Leafs for the 2005–06 NHL season. He finished his career in 2006–07 with the Dallas Stars. (wikipedia)
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I thought this was oddly thorny for a Monday, though my time ended up being something close to normal. It took me Forever to get the theme, because PECLASS was nonsense to me (couldn't even see it at first) and then PSI- at beginning of the Beatles clue just looked wrong so I abandoned it (mind you I'm doing all this at breakneck speed). I get P.T. BARNUM easily but have no idea how it's thematic. Not until PhLEVEL do I see a pattern. Then, of course, it's not so tough, except for LINDROS. Actually, I knew LINDROS, but he's not a name I expected to see on a Monday, i.e. far from a household name (except maybe in Canada—who knows?). Also, if I ever knew illustrator Edward SOREL, I totally forgot him (30A: Illustrator Edward). Another non-Monday guy. Speaking of names, the puzzle loves ANYA Seton when it comes time to clue ANYA, but apparently not when it comes time to clue SETON (32A: Determined to do). I blame sexism.

Theme answers:
  • 17A: 1964 Beatles hit ("P.S. I LOVE YOU")



  • 19A: Part of school that includes push-ups and situps (P.E. CLASS)
  • 23A: Showman associated with the quote "There's a sucker born every minute" (P.T. BARNUM)
  • 23D: U.S. mail holders (P.O. BOXES)
  • 44A: Chinese restaurant chain (P.F. CHANG'S) — is this national? I know about this restaurant only because of one I went to in the Flatirons Mall in Colorado.
  • 48A: Acidity or alkalinity (Ph LEVEL)
  • 52A: Rating of "Avatar" (PG THIRTEEN)  — not a big fan of the numeral being written out like this, but I'll allow it
Wanted LUSH for LUXE (39A: Sumptuous), which is not a word anyone actually uses. Had TRIM instead of TIDY at first (57A: Neat). Have never heard the word (phrase?) OUTGO before (59A: Expenditures). Wrote in AUTIC (!?) instead of AURAL at first (14A: Ear-related) (I was clearly thinking OTIC, which is not uncommon in crosswords). Anything else? Nope.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

Monday, August 15, 2011

Troi on Star Trek TNG / TUE 8-16-11 / Gee follower / Farcical 1960s sitcom Indian character Roaring Chicken / Invisible writing on computer screen

Constructor: David Steinberg



Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium



THEME: HIDDEN TEXT (57A: Invisible writing on a computer screen ... or a component of 18-, 23-, 36- and 52-Across) — common text abbreviations are "hidden" (in circled squares) inside theme answers.

  • GO TO HEAVEN (18A: Be rewarded for a pious life, as the devout believe) => OTOH => "On the other hand..."
  • HONEY, I'M HOME (23A: Stereotypical sitcom greeting) => IMHO => "In my humble opinion..."
  • TOWER OF LONDON (36A: Castle on the Thames) => ROFL => [rolling on the floor laughing]
  • KITTY LITTER (52A: Pet store purchase) => TTYL => "Talk to you later!"


Word of the Day: Anita EKBERG (44D: Anita of "La Dolce Vita") —
Kerstin Anita Marianne Ekberg (born 29 September 1931 in Malmö, Skåne) is a Swedish model, actress and cult sex symbol. She is best known for her role as Sylvia in the 1960 Federico Fellini film, La Dolce Vita, which features the legendary scene of her cavorting in Trevi Fountain alongside Marcello Mastroianni. (wikipedia)



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As I said on my Facebook page last night, this is one of those "can't believe it hasn't been done before"-type themes. Pretty contemporary, pretty interesting. The only grumbling I had was about the short stuff (its quality and its cluing—see, e.g., TSE, 61D: Syllable after 6-Down; "Syllable," really? Again, I say, don't call attention to your junky fill with junky cluing). A lot of the 5-letter and shorter fill is painful, but the mid-range fill (6- and 7-letter stuff) is lively and interesting, so I can forget the bumps in the road. I blew through this in just over 3, which puts it well on the easy side, but I'm not sure it'll play that way for everyone, esp. given the proper noun pile-up in the SE. My wife was left wondering what FT. ROOP was. She's from New Zealand, so "F-TROOP"'s not really in her wheelhouse (48D: Farcical 1960s sitcom with the Indian character Roaring Chicken). Three consecutive pop culture Downs is a lot on a Tuesday, esp. names of that length. Could add a little resistance for some. But not much, I imagine.



I could live my whole life never seeing AITCH again and be very happy (7D: Gee follower). Ditto NOMSG and XIN. It's a very mild shame that HONEY in "HONEY, I'M HOME" is in no way involved with the circled squares, because every other theme answer does a nice job of getting the circles to touch every word in the answer. There are several other common online abbreviations that would've made for interesting "hidden texts"; sadly, at least two of these have letters that stand for profanity in them. The best known is probably LMAO. There's also the popular FML. I recently saw SMH for the first time and had to look it up — "shaking my head" (used as an expression of disappointed disbelief). But now that I think about it, these are all virtually impossible to "hide" in common phrases. Nevermind.



Bullets:
  • 31A: Satellite-based car option (XM RADIO) — Got it off the "XM," which isn't terribly surprising, since those two initial letters Really limit your options.

  • 43A: A girl was from there in a 1964 hit song (IPANEMA) — and when she passes each one she passes goes "Aaah." Like at a SPA. (68A: Apt rhyme of "aahs" => SPAS)


  • 39D: Memorable 1995 hurricane with a gem of a name? (OPAL) — I'm not sure getting cutesy with a deadly natural disaster is in the best of taste.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

French Fauvist Dufy / THU 6-16-11 / HLMFFWVDMRV / Hockey's Tikkanen / Two-time Oscar nominee J Carrol / 1942 musical starring Rita Hayworth

Constructor: David Steinberg

Relative difficulty: Medium

THEME: "SPOT THE CODE"39A: Title for this puzzle ... which the answers to the eight starred clues will help explain (HLMFFWVDMRV); the answers to the eight starred clues are all four-letter words with -IS- in the center, and so can be read as sentences that reveal The Code, i.e. HISS => H is S, LISP => L is P, etc.


Word of the Day: J. Carroll NAISH (6D: Two-time Oscar nominee J. Carrol ___) —
Joseph Patrick Carrol Naish (January 21, 1896 – January 24, 1973) was an American character actor born in New York City, New York. Naish did many film roles, but they were eclipsed when he found fame in the title role of radio's Life with Luigi (1948–1953), which surpassed Bob Hope in the 1950 ratings. (wikipedia)
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On the easy side for me, but initial times at the NYT puzzle site seem a little slower than normal, so who knows. I split the difference and called it "Medium." This puzzle has a great core concept. The execution, however, has problems. Highlights: all code words are arranged symmetrically, and the gibberish central answer really does draw you in and compel you to break the code, even if (like me) you were able to fill out the entire grid without having any clue what that central answer was supposed to denote. Got a real "aha" moment when (finally) I figured out what was going on. Unfortunately, when I used my "aha" moment to actually solve the code, I was really disappointed—BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE would've been more exciting than SPOT THE CODE. By the time I uncovered that message, I had already spotted the code, so the command is absurdly belated. Also, and I can't stress this enough: if you are going to hang your entire puzzle on a phrase, that phrase should Be An Actual Phrase. SPOT THE CODE isn't a well-known phrase or saying or anything. Deciphering that central answer was immensely anti-climactic (unlike figuring out the gimmick, which was actually kind of cool). Fill was very rough all over, which also detracted from my solving enjoyment. The west is particularly horrible, with XOO crossing XVI (!) and the partial I LEFT (53A: "___ My Sugar Standing in the Rain" (1920s hit)), but weakness can be found all over. RISD is just godawful, but you gotta let it go, I guess, since it's a theme answer. But NAISH?? SEEGER'S? AMER SOV OFID AIRE = part of dismal middle. CSI LIQ ENT=way too many abbrevs. in one place. ERODENT is an atrocious word. Not only is EROSIVE the far, far, far more common word, but searching "ERODENT" will get you a site dedicated to info on gerbils and other (you guessed it) rodents. eRodent. Theme execution and grid quality should be up to the greatness of the concept, and they weren't today.



Theme answers:
  • 20A: *Let off some steam? (HISS)
  • 28A: *___ soup (MISO)
  • 30A: *Not get some Z's? (LISP)
  • 33A: *Birthday secret (WISH)
  • 46A: *Workshop sight, perhaps (VISE)
  • 48A: *CD part (DISC)
  • 50A: *Providence campus for aspiring artists, for short (RISD) — Rhode Island School of Design
  • 59A: *It may be pumped or bumped (FIST)
TAC (55A: Sea-___ Airport) is in the clue for (ugh) XOO (42A: Tic-tac-toe loser). I don't like SERT (60D: Spanish muralist), but I do like SERT doing a u-turn and coming back the other direction, i.e I like SERT next to TRES (61D: Uno y dos). Never heard of NAISH or RAOUL Dufy (15D: French Fauvist Dufy), and have no idea what "MY GAL SAL" is (though I've clearly heard the phrase before) (4D: 1942 musical starring Rita Hayworth). I assume the SAL of that musical is not a mule. Other names didn't flummox me as much. 1A: Explorer Abel who discovered New Zealand (TASMAN) was a gimme (always a nice way to start a puzzle). ESA was also a gimme, but that still doesn't make me like it (38A: Hockey's Tikkanen). NE was the easiest section, primarily because JIGSAW (10D: Puzzle type) went in off the "W," and BON JOVI went in off the "J," bam bam (7A: Band with the 1994 platinum record "Always").



Bam bam.

Done.

See you tomorrow.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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P.S. Every constructor at some point will have an idea only to find out "Patrick Berry Already Did It." Today, Patrick Blindauer Already Did It—in this amazing grid ("Optical Delusions," from the NY Sun, 2/9/07), the same code concept is used, though the central phrase that the solver has to crack is Much longer and Much more interesting (and real, and relevant). Also, the solver really has to crack it — some of the code is revealed through the "* IS *" clues, but the rest must be inferred. Super cool. Honest-to-god "aha" moment when quote becomes clear:

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